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I was talking with the other dogs in the neighborhood. They were telling me that this thing will start throwing food. They are telling me a Cheerios? I have buddy-ohs, but what is “Cheer?” All this thing has done is wake me up and delay my belly rubs. I am not complaining, the belly rub count is waaaay up now that my mom can bend over or get on the floor. Before, her belly was really big. What happened to it? Any way about this thing that has entered our house and MY STORE!!! When people come in I greet them right away with my usual bark then let them scratch my ears or roll over for my belly rub....

OK, it has been three months since the invasion, and I don’t know why people thought the two-legged thing would be a big deal. At the shop, I am getting all the belly rubs, and treats. IT doesn’t get any. IT is eating the same thing, all day every day. Last night I had Surf N’ Turf and this morning I had Beef Frittata. Although, ITS hands and head do taste like mommy and daddy. I am a bit jealous though, IT gets carried around or pushed in some kind of small carriage. I would like to be carried everywhere, the last time daddy tried that he said I was going on a diet. So, I guess “I will walk.”...